Dragonball Z Parody
Ok, when DBZ ended, Goku flew off with Uub, giving up sex with Chi Chi, (not like he'd miss it). But how did things go with these two, what adventures did they undertake, what towns did they save, what lessons did they learn? I don't know, but a man can guess, here's one such guess of what these two did after leaving the tournament.

Goku and Uub are heading to Uub's village to help them out with their problems, amazingly enough it's the same crappy village that that one guy from dragonball came from who needed water, I don't remember his name so we'll call him Dud. Anyways, Dud spots Goku and runs over to him.

Dud: Goku, you never visit, I've missed you, you wouldn't happen to have some food on ya? we're starving.

Goku: First you need water, now you need food, damn, your village sucks, but being an ass-kisser I'll go ahead and find you some food.

Uub: Hooray!

Goku: You're coming too, Uub.

Uub: Aww horsepuckey.

Goku: Watch your mouth, young man.

Uub: You're not my mom.

Goku: Oh yes I am, mister, as your trainer, I'm your mom, dad, brother, sister, son, daughter, cousin, uncle, aunt, neice ,nephew, grandpa, grandma, grandson, granddaughter, mother-in-law, fath-

Uub: Enough, your words are venom!

Goku: That may be so, but you better think of me as all of the above and more or I'll leave you.

Uub: I'm sorry.

Goku: That's OK now go over and fetch your old grandmother some water.

Uub runs over to the well, fills a cup with water and hands it to Goku.

Goku: I don't want water.

Uub: But you said you wanted some water?

Goku: No I didn't, grandma did, I'm your son, now teach me how to throw a ball.

Uub: You're freakin' me out, Goku.

Goku: Kiss my uub, I'm outa here.

Uub: Now who are you?

Goku: Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Goku, duh.

Uub: You're not making any sense, maybe you should leave.

Goku: Fine, I will.

Goku flies off. A few days later Vegeta enters the village and threatens to destroy it, after mercilessly beating the crap out of Uub, Vegeta flies high above the village and starts to perform his Final Flash technique. Goku arrives and walks over to Uub.

Goku: If you apologize, I'll save your town, If you don't, well, I guess I better say my good-byes to the people of the village.

Uub: Alright, you bastard, I'm sorry.

Goku: That's better. OK Vegeta you can go now.

Vegeta: First give me those pictures of Bulma naked, you sick pervert. (Goku had blackmailed Vegeta into holding the village hostage, promising to hand over pictures he had of Bulma naked, if Vegeta didn't do it, Goku would broadcast it on the internet)

Goku: Actually, um, I kinda lied about those pictures, I don't have any.

Vegeta: You son of a bitch!! Final Flash!!

Goku: No!! Don't don't do it. You're going to destroy the whole village, Vegeta!!! You've got to stop!

The final flash centers in on Goku, Goku uses instant transmission and dodges the attack. The beam destroys a shitload of earth but no humans or animals are harmed. Goku looks at the destroyed earth.

Goku: You monster, I won't let you get away with this.

He starts to power up and just when Vegeta thinks that Goku is about to unleash a powerful attack, Goku starts crying. Just bawling his eyes out like a little baby. Deciding to leave, Vegeta flies away and the village dies of starvation, with the exception of Uub(aw man). So the two, after Goku sucked it up, went to the lookout to train for no apparent reason. The End

Fan Fiction Author: c0p13r